Cat²

Actually, those are all diagnoses I've had since the eighties.

you wouldn't download a car or maybe you would idk

Cum

Stay pufft, marshmallow man.

That gender though ..

What if the shoes repaired themselves, learned with every user, was sentient and also a person in their own right? A lot of you would be barefoot.

This is why Ms Quinn left you.

It's so wierd that people will argue about race while also accepting that everyone in this photo is white.

Chop sticks.

The artworks are well protected and were not damaged. The problem is that in order to break through in media you either have to be a billionaire and pay people to write things that benefit you, or do something so incredibly bizarre that they can't ignore you.

Wake up, Terry. The Matrix has you!

When your dad makes you a sandwich.

This and people who talk on a headset only to walk out of range of their phone? You know who you are. For shame!

Never seen that version before.

Front left and my frying pan never sees the inside of a cupboard.

It's so messed up that I understand this meme.

I think they meant Rule 47.

In Lebanese weddings it's traditional to have your roommate as maid of honour.

Didn't need AC until now.

SIR, THE PRIVATE ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS EITHER WAY, SIR!

Mine Digger

By the time I get up my ass.

Water, oxygen and phosphor?