That is one queer duck.

*comment about bad people on both sides*

Most gay men I know have beards.

Correlation is not causation but it's wierd that it happened twice.

Why vids of hot young girls have MILF in the title?

Let the dishwasher "break" for a month and let everyone take turns doing dishes by hand. He'll be thrilled when it gets repaired.

Must be those family values people are always talking about.

That's great. Now everyone who feels discriminated as a heterosexual cis-person can move to Saudi Arabia and enjoy living in a society that reflects their values. I'm so happy for you guys!

Every character is trans but you can't tell except for that one.

Only because life gave us citrons.

Imagine the superpowers launching satellites in the sixties and discovering a whole unexplored contingent full of resources.

She was only trying to poison her husband, an older relative, but his mom used the milk she poisoned, made yoghurt and served to the family.
Not saying she did the right thing but there's a lot of wrong things happening here.

I prefer the soup of tomorrow today.

It's like hiring pest control to come over once a week, to get rid of the cockroaches and rats, because you're a disgusting slob who can't be bothered to close the door and take out the trash.

If religious nuts stopped contacting me to tell me I'm going to hell and stayed out of legislated, I promise to be a lot more chill about their imaginary friends.

Congrats!

Wall mounted is better.

I just think it's funny how this is never a problem for normal nice people who aren't talking stupid shit with their arsehole friends.

This is why sex ed is important.

Uhm, what?

Bruh

Yeah, those things are nasty.

It's hilarious and endearing at the same time to see a cheap IKEA plushie get so much love.

F*ck is contextual. Replace it with "desk" and you get pretty much the same meaning