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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Soul 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Uhm, what?
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Shark Attack '23 #8 - Blåuhaj Supports, Blåuhaj Does Not Judge 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Anything can require assembly if you use it wrong enough.
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Just the one swan, actually 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, those things are nasty.
Shark Attack '23 #8 - Blåuhaj Supports, Blåuhaj Does Not Judge 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
It's hilarious and endearing at the same time to see a cheap IKEA plushie get so much love.
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Die non native speaker 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
F*ck is contextual. Replace it with "desk" and you get pretty much the same meaning
People tend to forget that Jesus wasn't born in Washington 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Worse than that, Jesus and his disciples weren't even Christians.
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Gamers rise up 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I wouldn't compare Rowling with Parks.
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"Typhoid Mary," is believed to have infected 53 people with typhoid fever, 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
In her defence, Mary Mallon was an uneducated woman living in a time when germ theory was just becoming widely accepted. From her point of view the doctors were basically telling her she was possessed by tiny demons and must be imprisoned.
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J Edgar Hoover had a dream, a very disturbing one… 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
And when that didn't work he was assassinated.
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Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You don't know how to use the three seashells?
Amazon workers attempt to unionize, 2000 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Are you a sheep, a drum and a snake falling off a cliff because *baah dum tssss*
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Imagine the library of alexandria 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*sobs inconsolably*
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What answer did you get? 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Same tbh.
What answer did you get? 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
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"Whaaat?! The Nazi's weren't honest people?!" I spent 10 minutes arguing with a 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Just because it's called a crowbar, doesn't mean it's made of crows.
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Hey brehs did ylal hear the good news 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
This meme brought to you by Internet Explorer
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Hell I’m down 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm so sorry to hear your husband married a coward.
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You probably would have been that child that dies and takes his mother's life during 12 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Toilet paper was invented in 1857.
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Gen 1 & 2 Pokemon players to Gen 9 players 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
It'll happen to you!
So fake 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Together with English, Frisian, German, and Luxembourgish, Dutch is a West Germanic language, so basically they're all fake languages.
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Paracetamol
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Thinking for yourself is problematic 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
In the past five years the conservative right, in the US, has separated children from their parents, attacked LGBTQIA+ rights with reckless abandon and staged a coup attempt among other things. How is that not more extreme then in the previous years? And how exactly have the left been more extreme?
Yeah, basically 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That sounds like a good idea.
Thinking for yourself is problematic 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes, but the left hasn't changed. Their politics is still about publicly funding access to basic necessities while the right keep doing more extreme shit everyday.