When the grass starts speaking Creeper.

Big oof

Why are my parents fighting in a cup of coffee?

I have a large coffee so I got that going for me.

That's no moon!

For record, we keep telling the guy on Gotland to stop.

Trumpsters really suck.

Bees!

The frog army marches on its lil'butts.

"People who posts misattributed quotes as comments are really only doing it because they fear it would not be validated by others if they knew it was just by some rando."
-Samarin Khafka IV in 1265

nice

Lol

Tag yourselves. I'm Potassium.

"Where there is power, there is resistance"
(Foucault,1978, p. 95).

woʜ ɘυɿɈ γɿɘV

I've seen a catfish and I've seen a cat fish, but I've never seen a cat fish catfish.

Fun fact; The Nazis used a lot of slave labour (i.e. Jews and other prisoners) for their war machine, including for servicing engines. Guess how that worked out.

Oh no, the guinea pig can bite, scream and scurry. Take a look at the kākāpō instead. This parrot has been stuck on an island without predators for tens of thousands of years, losing its ability to fly, run or even understand what a threat is. It's said that if a predator stresses the bird out enough, the kākāpō will climb a tree, waggle it's de-evolved wing stubs and jump.

I think the guy on the left is an old co-worker of mine.

Wait, it's all slavery with extra steps?

Was he though?

I hate that argument. She's not taking his money. Kids cost money because life costs money and as a parent it's his fucking obligation to provide for his kids. They would've cost money without a divorce to but because they're divorced sHE's tAkIng HIs moNeYs oH NOeS. Fuck him and everyone like him

In granny's defence, there was a lot of drugs and lead paint in the seventies.