karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Ww3 canceled 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh crap, Sweden is going to end up having the largest army, aren't we?
Don’t be afraid, answer it and expose yourself 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm gay for pay.
The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Firstly. Yes, that is a normal reaction.
Secondly. Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ.
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Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You just adjust the recipe to the measurement system used locally, a difference of 0.182 ml isn't even measurable in baking.
Now, the real problem with the imperial system that the metric system solves is volumes and weights. Say you've bought a water tank and want to know the weight of the water to see if your stand can take the weight. For simplicity I'll use 1x1x1.
A 1x1x1 meter volume of water (1m³) is one thousand liter which weighs 1000 kilos.
A 1x1x1 feet volume of water (1ft³) is 61 023.7441 cubic inches. One cubic inch water weighs 0.036127 pounds. 61023.7441x0.036127 is not how you calculate that and I have already given up trying. According to Google one cubic foot weighs 5.202288 pounds which makes absolutely no sense.
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Man, the nineties were wild man. 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Remember all those white guys with dreadlocks playing didgeridoo?
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Time to revive the Ra cult 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Scandinavians are fundamentally sun worshippers.
Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The metric teaspoon is 5 ml. Your move.
This is why I have trust issues 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Even better is when the log shows they're logged in and accessing tons of data, then it turns out the URL they're using is "The one you sent me in an email".
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Elsewhere: "and rabbits are birds" 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
time traveling trapper: *slides him another $20*
Jesus: and beavers, whatever they are, is a kind of fish apparently.
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Just gonna wait for the hate from the socialists 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
People; -Money don't grow on trees, your know!
Dog; -Hold my water bowl
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Hmm, looks like Sverige... 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Cool, now do Denmark's flag.
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But does he have a loicense to do that? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes sir, I can boogie ..
Dem brhs based 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I was in a rehab group once for my drinking and, I shit you not, the others in the group decided to celebrate 6 months sober with going on a party boat to Denmark and not drink anything. I heard they stayed sober for five minutes after departure.
You can't trust your brain when you're addicted.
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The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Danish; 9+(5/2) [ni­og­halvfems]
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Uh, Fellas...? 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wow, now guys will never find the clit. Way to ruin straight women's sex life.
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title 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh great, a racist joke. No doubt with some subtext about some obscure belief about something.
Terry Has Things Under Control 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Basically yeah. Shame about the teenager though.
I’m genuinely curious 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Esc
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Genetics are a social construct 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's not altering the genes of either plant. The seeds from those tomatoes will yield tomato plants, and the potatoes will yield potato plants.
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Honestly only reason I hate antivaxers they lied to me 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
After the second booster shot I could attach plastic spoons to my forehead.
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Noice 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I wonder if Florida will ban women's clothing to prevent cross dressing?
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Haha chainsaw go BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Is that an Ash Williams minifig?!
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Hmm... just a small gap 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I luv you guys <3
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Hmm... just a small gap 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Noooooooo!
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