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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Paddle faster, I hear banjos 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aaaaw, I bet you say that to all the unwary.
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14 years ago 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I was already saying "Kids these days .." when this was posted.
Fun Fact: The Green Goblin and the cyclists drink water, coincidence? I do not think so 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wait .. I drink water and I have a bike. *gasp*
Russia's always one step ahead 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Swedish literature;
-Hello, Death. Would you like to play a game?
Let’s see how interesting this gets 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Solitaire. Sounds about right.
I may not get back immediately 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Pi
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Melon and a collie 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Cantaloupe dog?
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Doctors’ dating lives 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wait until you see her bill.
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To be fair he was being sus 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
He was being kind of a socialist, what with talking about helping the poor and challenging the status quo and whatnot.
U could save others from death but not himself 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Ah, but the SS Eastland did have enough lifeboats!
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It's a god-awful small affair 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
True, pro-lifers shouldn't take antibiotics. It kills bacteria.
It's a god-awful small affair 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Exactly. The best way to prevent abortions is access to contraceptives and proper sex-ed but for some reason non-uterus-owners and extremely religious people are against that to.
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It's a god-awful small affair 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
If the zygote is independently alive, then it should be able to survive outside the womb like bacteria.
Also .. finding life on Mars would be so awesome.
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Froggos '23 #155 - It's That Time Again 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
OMG, Alex Jones was right. The capitalists are turning the frogs gay!
Want did I ask? 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Lol.
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We drive by braille honestly 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
We have something similar over here. It's called "Is this two lanes or did the plow run over the markers again"
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Finally a useful map 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
.. that we know of.
Not politically motivated in any manner 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Prometheus gets his liver pecked out by a bird every day for the past 200.000 years just so we can have toast and mood lighting.
Jesus needs to step up his game.
Not OC, but it’s too awesome to not share with you all 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You just keep telling yourself that.
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Fires 1400, brags about 100% vaccination 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Being unvaccinated is a human right. Working in healthcare isn't.
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Froggos '23 #153 - The Next 100-Yard Dash Champion 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Such butt!
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Not a Problem, but a Solution 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
So is alcohol, though.
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Inb4 they lobby some nice special rules 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I wouldn't mind actually.
It's as old as I am. 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
There's a lot more. The Golden Record contains instructions on how to play it and decipher it into images and sounds.
https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/
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On your left! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
This meme brought to you by Internet Explorer.
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