karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
To be fair, even my Frisian mother thought they were hearts 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I like the way you think. To the longboats! This time Lindesfarne is getting pink wind turbines!
Papa moose 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'd watch either.
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I honestly feel like most people are number 4 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
First time number 1, second time number 4.
That's ruff, buddy 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Ugh, I can bear-ly stand this sort of post.
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A lawless wasteland 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Norman Barwin.
Yes but no 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
AI is capable of sarcasm.
The grind starts now 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's only two things. Poor people are just lazy.
Taste the Rainbow 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Taste the R.
Winter wonderland 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Babes on a beach?
It's big brain time 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Use a condom anyway. Pregnancy isn't the only thing you're preventing.
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Damn 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aliens.
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Well? What would you do 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Say "Oh shit!" and back away fast so I don't get hit when she goes off on him. Not GF but lover and she is a power to be reckoned with.
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I know I always put my cart away 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm not saying we shouldn't. Just that if you don't, the mall will have to pay someone to do it, and that's job-creation.
Wedne 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Hooray!
To be fair, even my Frisian mother thought they were hearts 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Scandinavian culture, impacting the world for a thousand years. If you don't like environmental activists and drag queens, we can always go back to raiding your coastal towns in our longboats.
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Dang 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Die, you filthy peasant!
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Diggy diggy hole 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
There's a fine line between genius and Cray Cray.
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I don't even know what my crush would think 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Reddit just don't understand the greatness of frogs.
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Romans didn't like goth girls 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
They're kinda meh. No real scandals except the King occasionally speeding, doing coke or sleeping with sex sellers. It costs a couple of tens of millions dollars a year, which is fairly small in relation to the state budget but there are no benefits to the monarchy. It's mostly a matter of principle that conservatives wants to keep them around because that's how it's always been, and those of us who believe in democracy feel it's unbecoming of a modern state to have a bunch of state sponsored multimillionaires living off our taxes.
The left motions parliament to abolish the monarchy every year, but it gets voted down every year so far.
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Go back to sleep tbh lol 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Duck and cover, put on my hazmat suit, seal off the ventilation, go to the room with no windows, run the backup ventilation through an air filter, live off my emergency rations for a couple of weeks until the fallout is lower, listen to the radio, evacuate in backup hazmat and stay alive.
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At the age of 22 I manage to complete the full metamorphosis 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
They're lovers, not fighters, and they've already taken the moral high ground.
DLC males too 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Omega Man.
I don't even know what my crush would think 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
"Why doesn't he have a Reddit account?"
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Romans didn't like goth girls 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm a republican, but like a European republican. I want democracy, equal rights for all, and to abolish the monarchy.
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