karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
So demanding 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Heck yeah, imma introduce you to my friends who's got all the dirt on me.
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Whatever gets the job done 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I was sick the first two years of my life, but then society got better.
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"Test your might" Says the Zucc 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aaaaw, you're the cutest widdle kitteh. Yes you are!
*serves freshly uncanned tuna on silver plate*
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No normal amount? What? 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Thanks, it never really goes away but I'm stable and living my best life.
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John H. Sununu, the man who prevented the signing of a 67-nation commitment at the 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Could go back further, say the seventies, and expose the oil industries own research that showed the dangers and effects of global warming.
No normal amount? What? 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Lol, had to explain this to my horrified psychologist. When you've had suicide thoughts your whole life, it's just an option on a menu. Like in word, you click the File menu and it lists options like Save, Save As, Print, Document Settings and Quit. It's not a problem until it appears higher up on the menu.
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Pov you're cringe bro 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
$ sudo touch woman
"Test your might" Says the Zucc 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*holds up can of tuna and can opener*
Are we going to be nice?
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Nooooo!!! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm seeing anti-romani content in different channels and languages more and more. I suspect the international far right is using that group as a universal scapegoat to stir up further hatred. It usually goes something like "Group X is bad *something something* think of the children".
That werewolf incest er*tica doesnt please mother gaia 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Hey, Brogulls is highly spiritual!
I think we’ve all seen this one somewhere… 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, what is up with this ad?
Been seeing too many of this lately 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Surströmming
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Explain this 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wind is caused by government wind turbines.
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Froggos '23 #141 - Yawn 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aaaaw <3
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My kids school lunch food is worst than prison food 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yikes, the English ate better during the war.
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Poland x sweden 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Invades in 1700's. Refuse to elaborate. TIL the people are still singing about it. Wtf?
"Like Czarniecki to Poznań
After the Swedish annexation,
To save our homeland,
We shall return across the sea."
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I don’t think they got the idea 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Thanks, bud. I think some people DV me on principle. Best score yet is -7 in a day.
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Mickey mouse bullshit 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, it's why there's nothing in the public domain after that.
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"Test your might" Says the Zucc 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*boops your snoot*
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It’ll suck you in 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The Bermuda Triangle triangle!
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vaush 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes, I do. I'd link it but I don't want to subject anyone to reading it. Just assume it's horrible and treasure your ignorance.
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Man, the nineties were wild man. 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
TV? Dinosaur attacks? You were lucky! We didn't even have photosynthesis when I grew up. We had to smash carbon dioxide with dad's beat up old Volvo to release the oxygen so we could breathe.
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Its germany! 11 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*grins in queer evil*
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"Test your might" Says the Zucc 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*blocks paw*
Hey, angry kittens don't get tuna.
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I don’t think they got the idea 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
.. and if you're over 40 it's time to check that prostate.