I had way more than seven exes when I was twenty, and for good reasons. (I was kind of a dick back then)

Omg, the Fraggle cake!

Happy Birthday @bensen !
I hope you have a great day!

A Purrmaid!

This is why AI is going to turn on us.

I take my sugar separately.

LOL, different times but the same old complaint. I remember when people complained about mass produced images macros and sites that offered templates. Apparently it was going to kill the memes.
*grumpy old man voice* -When I was your age we made our memes in MS Paint. You kids have it to easy!

I don't think Lichtenstein has pissed anyone off in a while.

I'm surprised that's not already a TV show.

Frog Butt!

Oreo.

No penguins? That's outrageous!

Missed the step where the Republic becomes a fascist dictatorship that removes democracy and the ruler proclaims themselves emperor.

French is a whole sexuality in it self, though.

There is no heaven or hell, only stomach.

Now, that's the cake you want after a good one night stand.

Oh ye Gods, I've seen this happen to often.

Dafuq are these?!

Nature will uh find a way.

Big Cancer tries to cover up potential cure! Eat the yellow snow, teach the controversy!