Nature will uh find a way.

Big Cancer tries to cover up potential cure! Eat the yellow snow, teach the controversy!

Dogs can understand hundreds of words and have an IQ equivalent to a three year old. Cats are already sick of your shit, the equivalent of a forty year old human.

And arrived eleven minutes after midnight, but I still appreciate it.

As if not every cool boy had hair like that in the eighties and nineties.

Correct answer world be ..
-Sure, but if I don't miss she has to go on a date with me.

After the surgery last year, i identify as part Titan.

The potted plants need some attention but apart from that, it's the biggest, airiest office I've ever seen.

The H is for His middle name: Henrietta.

I love New Folder. I just wish it was named pR0N instead.

Apparently true. O_o

Valerie Solanas approved.

Shish Kebab Earth Theory.

Because, Western culture is systematically racist against every race except whites, and something like 90% of the characters in media are white.

My ex used to do this in her sleep to our cat. It was like watching a cautious mariner setting foot on an island, only to be swallowed up by a leviathan hiding in the beach sand.

Swedish colonies; Welcome to Sweden, please step in to this dungeon and we'll auction you off in the morning.

You have to wear pants when welding, otherwise you get little metal splatters on your balls.

Quick question; How do you know it's God telling you? Because, I seem to hear "If God told me to .." and then it's always something awful like killing a kid or go to war or something. I dunno, maybe I'm not getting the whole religion vibe but it just doesn't feel like God, you know?

I pirated everything back then.