
karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
— karl Report User
Our local dentist during one of his big-game hunting trips proudly displays his catch 4 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Actually, this is from 1993. They where tracking the animal to give aid since it was believed to be sick. In the end she was to ill and they had to put her down. Later analyses, of the animals feaces, by doctors Sattler and Grant showed signs of having consumed toxic invasive plants.
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Self-Love 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Multiple orgasms is a skill that can be learned and it's totally worth it *grins*
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We're at day 4 by the way and it's getting worse 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Not to be a whataboutist or anything but Google "Sweden far right bombing" to find out why everyone's very upset.
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West Germany is now expendable 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
The tactical function is that you're not a threat to the east bloc but they know if they take Germany and try for France, their fucked.
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Freshly rolled and pressed 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Do they make adult versions of this? Asking for a friend who is me because I'm my best friend.
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Based 11 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
In the words of Frankenstein's monster;
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.”
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“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.”
Get the popcorn 6 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
I keep a schedule for my life, in order to plan and make sure I get time for what I need. When I mentioned this to friend, he said he doesn't want to be a slave to a schedule.
My brother in Christ, you work nine hours a day and the only time you answer my texts is when Blizzards servers are down!
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My brother in Christ, you work nine hours a day and the only time you answer my texts is when Blizzards servers are down!
Don't worry, Weed Bear's just got the munchies 2 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
After picnic baskets went out of fashion, Yogi was forced to diversify and outsource.
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Just enjoying the view, why you asking? 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
In the words of Garfield; You call it filling up the bird feeder. I call it baiting the trap.
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We May Never Know What They Truly Want 4 comments
We May Never Know What They Truly Want 4 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Thanks for reminding me. *racks shotgun* Time to load up and fire off some feminist memes.
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Diabetes is a social construct 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
A friend of mine got diabetes type 1 from seeing flu. Apparently that can happen.
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Hmmm 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Basically yeah, but it helps to have enough food, water, a roof over your head and good friends.
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Can Do 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
I used duct tape and super glue for that, but I'm mostly held together with chicken wire and therapy.
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Poor American kids 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
When I was 13 I used to sneak into the school bathrooms and hydrate when no one was looking.
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We lied. And we'll ***in do it again 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
As a hobby politician, i know it's easy to make promises and it's too easy to get elected on empty promises. Making well founded and well based promises for things that you will definitely be able to do is harder, and your promises look pale in comparison to the people who'll give you rivers of milk and honey. So you gotta play on your ambition and kick it up into the realm of possibilities beyond your control but, just as with populists it means some of what you wanted to do simply wasn't possible, and that just makes it look like politicians are all liars. But if you don't, the populists gets more votes and that's s bad thing because they never intended anything good in the first place. The answer is a more involved and balanced media who dares to question leaders.
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You can donate by throwing your banjo in a swamp 4 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
If you have a banjo, just throw it in the nearest swamp and say "Good luck". They'll understand.
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Efficiency 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Anyone knows what these are called? I'd love to suggest our these to our landlord.
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Fact check: true 1 comments
Lecture time 4 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Well, science has had been wrong many times so citing the non-truths of science just means talking about everything before we knew better and, thus, changed our minds. Certainly philosophy is important but philosophy is also science and have been out of bounds a couple of times as well. Case in point; Eugenics and Phrenology. Turns out judging people by the shape of their skull doesn't prove anything and the idea of killing or sterilising the ones with the wrong shaped head, for the betterment of mankind ofc, wasn't such a great idea either.
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This meme was made in Europe 8 comments