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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Countries run by 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Democracy is the worst way to run a country, except for all the other ways you can do it.
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Nah it'll be fine 21 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*west european socialism opens its trenchcoat*
-psst, hey kid! want some accessible healthcare and a free education?
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Putin's 3-Day Special Operation: Day 365 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I agree, it's awful and we need to keep our eyes on this.
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It only took 13 minutes 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Not all humans but, yeah. Enough people are that we need rules.
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Mind = blown 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah right, next you'll try to tell us TARS was just a puppet with some guy in a morph suit.
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It only took 13 minutes 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
When Hackerspaces started popping up all over the world, there was one that only had one rule; Don't do anything that causes us to have to make more rules. I often wonder how that turned out.
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A f*ck Has Been Found 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Thank you, i lost mine years ago.
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Why vine is superior to tiktok 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
If forgotten Vine exists.
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Bizniz 100 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
He's not wrong.
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Least cringe insult by an art person 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Ha ha ha!
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Croc cheeks 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*gasp* Croc butt!
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Where's the incentive? 11 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Why are you booing Cakelover? They're right! According to the UN Committee on Food Security we produce enough food for 12 billion people and the population is only 8 billion. The problem is we don't distribute that food. Housing is another problem that could be remedied but we just don't. The earth isn't overpopulated. Our systems just suck at resource management and allocation.
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It's all about geography 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Big oof!
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I suspect it's real 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Anyone suggesting The Great (not in a literal sense) Sky Chihuahua isn't real needs to be brought before the Council of Elders, and throw themselves before Their Cheezburger ascended grace or be forever shunned for their blasphemy!
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wtfwtfwtfwtf 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I remember that blew my mind back then. I still look up at the moon when it's visible during the daytime and think;
-Wow, I'm really standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe!
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Big W for the effort 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Glorious Leader is best musician. Invented all music before he could walk.
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Ideal relationship 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
My ex and I had this. It was good.
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Vinyl chloride till I die 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I thought Ohio was the wierd one that's not Florida. What's going on?!
The chair is :D : D :D 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
That is a cool rock!
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Must have been a nasty shock 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Those were interesting times. I remember the news and how the Samish had to destroy reindeer and we were told not to eat fish or wildlife because of the radiation. Moscow denied everything but any idiot could hear the Geiger counter ticking and see where the wind was coming from. Good times.
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Oh no, help him find them 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Puss in Boots, without the boots.
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Boss move 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
^Pro gamer move.^
Where are the Neanderthals? Are they safe? Are they alright? 8 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Of course, we have coffee every couple of days to catch up on each others lives and make the cleaning schedule. I suppose I could ask them if they've seen the Homo floresiensis.
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Froggos '23 #52 - They've Got My Vote 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I for one welcome our new amphibian overlords.
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Sailor Monday 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yes plz!
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