What about january second 2034? It would be 1/2/34. Thats just 20 yrs away.

This is what everyday is like living in east tennessee

Another reason not to go outside

I live right outside of pigeon forge tennessee and i love watching tourists pay $15 for a plastic bear that says "i <3 the Smokies"

Whats the dino thing?????

Thats ok i didnt need my heart anyway

I like how the last guy is using his wife as a human sheild

I dont get it

What a time to be alive

The second car looks like a Nokia

He died by choking on a piece of corn. Literally.

Solicitation by app.

I like the face on the second to last one

Each tweet has the same # of retweets

An actual 12 year old

Not all white girls love starbucks

Applebees

I hated chocolate and onions when i was little and i still hate them

This monkey is smarter than i am.