Cotton Candy + Canine

Fuck Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Fuck

This is actually pretty good. The two year old who baked this deserves some recognition.

Imagine what a condom would say then.

Politics for Dummies 101

Burn the whole house, now!

It's a pussy pic.

This guy is my new hero.

She went full retard.

This is advanced stupid.

I'll just volunteer to get my legs cut off rather than walking on that hideous contraption.

That looks like one of the planets in Interstellar.

Syntouch should probably make synthetic eyes too.

It probably just wanted to surf the web.

Would be better if that was real poop.

Trolling in the Deep

Used Hydro Pump. It's super effective!

Please do not be like this.

Do he got da booty? Yaaas he do!

The poop stain in the urinal is also permanent.

He's like Kanye, Pitbull, and Mr. Bean put together as a lab experiment.

Damn, about time i found out im made of ramen!

*Ow my bacglaghaglhaghaslghahalghag*