This is literally every single back road in ireland every

Its only because the grammar nazis would hunt them down afterwards

Belisemo o o o

Thunderbolt and lighting very very frighting

*that

Shhhhh whisper it

Redheads can never go extinct we're a mutation of a gene when two people with this gene (non-mutated) have a child there is a VERY high possibility that the gene will mutate causing red hair and there are so many people in the world with this gene that it is certain there will always be a mutated gene (btw I'm a mutant!)

Sorry forgot a space between house and near

Wasn't trying to be funny we were actually badly affected by the floods! How's this:
"You're lucky a housenear me got their whole bottom floor drenched, but what can you do you know how it is with the flooding it is desperate."

(Sad face)

Yup

I literally thought the exact same thing and went to comment it and it was there wow