This is actually funny. Have my like. #murica

According to analysts the trajectory of the bullets could not have been made if Pistorius was without his prosthetic legs. In fact, the angle at which the bullets hit the door indicate that he indeed was wearing prosthetic legs.

Yeah, our school is shoulders too! What the heck. I didn't know shoulders could seduce people.

Israel real?

Apparently our bodies are better suited to handle g-force and we are less likely to lose consciousness in these type of situations. I just might have a new dream.

Ohmygod, I had to read your comment twice to get it. Hats off to you.

Oscar Pistorius, a South African Olympic athlete who is currently being investigated for murdering his girlfriend early this year.

You know it must be the American in me screaming, but I agree with the innocent until proven guilty. That's the way it should be even if the details point a different way. It's up to the courts of law to decide who to punish and how to punish.

Well, hey, a legless man puts on his legs! What do you expect him to do crawl and beat up the intruder? That'll go over well.

Sheesh, it was just a joke. Now I look like a moron.

You're left without peaches?

Actually it's harder to learn with ski poles first. Kids should learn without poles then once they begin to ski well, poles should be introduced.

Mastering the Art of Chocolate Cooking by Julia Chocolate.

Parks and Rec

I'm not. It's a funny commercial and I thought people on here would enjoy it. I know I sure did, Ron Burgundy is the man. And anyways, I don't think anyone would take this as promoting.

You know what would be really funny? If that actually was Leo and he's just on here to amuse us and entertain himself.