Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Tried my hand at baking 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ya did good mate. Now I really want a chocolate croissant
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Condoms 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 I’m lookin at you pal
Mctrump it hasn't been 6 months but it got me: 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I loved the shaggy memes. When I’m sad I look them up on purpose
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Jump guys jump jump 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Wow now we’re getting crap from instagram
So scary I had to hide it 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
AH! JESUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ON THIS FAMILy FRIENDLY SITE?
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A reminder 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The sims 4 is covering its ears a making loud noises
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This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s really cute and yeah it’s sad she had to engrave you a reminder to call her
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Look at my white dingdong 20 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah an unsolicited ding dong pics. I’ve never gotten one before today
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And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean it still works on the majority of people sadly. But dear lord if I get one more diaper commercial I’m gonna walk to pampers and throw shit at their door. Am I a female of “child bearing age”? yeah. Does this fucking mean I have a kid? NO leave my vagina alone ads
A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
closer to my birthday
And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah I wish companies realised how much people dislike advertising
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Elon 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Your response has confused and terrified me. I don’t think I’ll ever sleep again.
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Elon 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I still don’t understand circumcision and idk if I want to
I do both... 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 (also sorry rosalinas if you get tagged to this as well)
Took me a bit 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ew I hate it
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Potatoes 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Didn’t even ask the size of the potato. Is it a whole banana? Half?
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He turns 19 today 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Happy birthday little baby
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And my war cry shall be... ALE-ALE-JANDRO! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Good on her for trying to help abuse victims during this. I hope she’s not limiting it just to female victims but at least that would be a start. And title, seriously? This is a serious matter in which a person discusses helping victims of assault. You wouldn’t drop kick a child and then “wah“ at it
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Prank 'em 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t get it. Am I the past?
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How would you have done it? 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t think they’re purposefully using tricks to get the answer. Their brain just can’t stay on the standard track so it gets to the answer the best way it can
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Adultswim 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Then there was me not turning on any kids channels until the night block of adult cartoons
Ok, who did this? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
A genius
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Need more men like this 73 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 while this reads a little cringey you def have the good boyfriend gig down
Just guy things 30 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 care to validate some of these?
Not me 8 comments