@punchedwinter2 ^-^

That’s awesome! I really hope she enjoys classical music and didn’t have to get to bed or anything

@punchedwinter2 I have beef with you, but since you can’t have any I’ll have to let it slide

@punchedwinter2 it’s more like formal dress in 2020

UPS will take that as a sign to not deliver packages and then just Yeet them into the abyss

Man has bigger tits than any porn star

@punchedwinter2

I’ll bring the flotation devices

Florida man says nice try buckoo I don’t need fake phones to create traffic jams

Every time I read “my idiot furry son” I think of a human in a furry costume

Especially when I go to eat with people I’m not related to. Like “ oh this has ingredient I hate? That’s alright I’ll begrudgingly eat this instead of letting everyone think I’m a picky eater”

Is it wrong that I flirt with my s/o?

I’ve had iPhones and other apple tech for nearly a decade and I’ve only ever gotten one crack and one dent. The crack was on my last iPhone and that was when a kid took my phone and yeeted it into our chemistry lab. The dent was on the corner of a first edition iPad from when it fell off my bunk bed and onto the tiled floor in the bathroom when I kicked it in the night. Otherwise, I have dropped, thrown, and generally abused my products without any issues for years. If you’re really breaking your products that often/ to that extent you’re the problem.

My mom did that to me. For some reason I liked to play on swing sets and sing, so if she tired of listening to me she’d let me go to grandma’s backyard.

Lmao it’s Elon’s 2nd child

@punchedwinter2 SEE BEARD = GREAT. (I miss petting your face)