Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
(SAY IT OR SO HELP ME ILL KILL THE LAB ASSISSTANT) yeah I think I can pull off the neck bite just lemme grab my reusable straws
Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh please do say what you wish and do elaborate
Meet bob loblaw 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I still don’t get why so many people refuse to use the bottom elastic of their masks or why so many people still won’t wear any sort of face covering out
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"Let me see what you have" "A knife!" "NO!" 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That looks so cool!
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jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah yeah if that’s what you’d like me to do. Any particular fashion or cuisine?
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jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Thanks Doc. I’ll need it for my enemies
Bees are so freaking cute, BTW 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Those bees are 69’ing
Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah but that definitely doesn’t cover the dismemberment of a human skeleton nor how to prepare blood into a delicious cocktail
Lists, etc 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
This person clearly has never burned too many scented candles at once
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jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I love babish so much
Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m sorry! I normally just watch a basics without babish
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m proud and happy for her. She talked a lot about wanting to fix her health so it’s awesome that she got there
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Tiger queen 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Thanks I HATE it
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Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Um imma be real and say idk how to properly cook a person
That's not creepy at all 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 somehow you’re all 3
Joker 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Sadly I’m still poor as ass
Dads in 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Even more power with that “see you next millennium”
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The queen throughout the ages 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
1) it appears that she’s shrinking 2) she’s so beautiful 3) a queen REALLY outlasts a president
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Come on, daddy! 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
When’s his daughter on the rights birthday?
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Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m sorry. Would you like me to eat you Dr.?
Best Anatomy class ever 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah teacher dress codes are. all of my shirts are too loose or too tight for their standards
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Wise words 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m concerned for Socrates and his plumbing. (Also is that a thing? Do guys jerk into sinks?)
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Take all of my money, Samsung! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Knowing my cat she’ll recognise the box is for her and then never touch it
The magic of the word "***" 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
All ya gotta do is fix your tenses and then you’re golden
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jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Sadly I feast on pizza instead of virgins