Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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factts 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m 14 and this is deep
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But is it also a shitpost? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Wrong. Shit posting is occasionally very funny when looking back. Mgovia was a bit funny sometimes and other weird accounts on here have been okay. It’s just like any form of speech there’s a right and wrong way to do it. You can be funny and do it every so often or you can be a dick and relentlessly shit post to the point where no one likes you
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I would buy this dishwasher 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
See that large stick in the middle? In the middle of the wash cycle it extends and fucks your reusable straws
What level are you? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I will tomorrow
What level are you? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
18 but I’ve passed most of the checkpoints and have a pretty high XP
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Sex funny 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 you said you wanted to lower your rice score right?
Don't know if this belongs here 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
More like dying in the moment but that works too
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“1234” 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m not really mad over the name of his kid. I mean yeah it’s stupid but what’s really grinding my gears is how everyone takes him as a messiah and he’s just dicking around. He said human language would be obsolete due to tech he’s inventing, but wtf happened to all the other projects he’s started? So far nothing but his cars are finished, and even those are reworked as often as iPhones.
“1234” 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Honestly yes he’s starting to piss me off
Happy hannukah! 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Who needs a calendar when you have a sweet Jewish family offering coffee
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I am still crying...Savage af 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
They’re in his profile picture looking hella average ya buttfuck
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ΑFter five months of perseverance and training I can proudly share with you my best 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s a fucking great photo. I can never get the sun or moon right they always look so eh and tiny
Get the beano, Betty! 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Mhmmmmm soy milk the best milk
Toast levels 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@SuperDave you seem really into your toast mate
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This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Nooooo
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Then I gift you 5 coin, one roasted nugget, and an extra treat for the Khajit’s good favor
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Vanilla soy. Please, if you have it, sir.
This cat looks a lot like Adam Driver 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That breed is amazing and looks a bit like the house elves from Harry Potter
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Huehuehuehue 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
She is learning sciences? She is in school? The fuck are ya on there mate. She is speaking publicly about a scary future to scare you into action.
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Ultra gay 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Then call me mega gay cause man can I not see
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Khajiit has wares, if you have coin 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
An milk please sir
What are you doing now, Elon? 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I think that names only acceptable if human language is obsolete next week
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Retired couple that cosplay together 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 this will be us
English ftw 2 comments
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Why ofc
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