Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Land before time anyone? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yas I loved those movies as a kid
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Hey guys look... is @mr_pigeonwizard 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah shit their mixtape so fire my house burned down
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This is so cute and funny ;3 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s the cutest little baby I ever did see
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Good to know you'll always be safe from a shitstorm 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
God damnit this is why Target won’t let me get 2x four packs rn
Waiiiit fooooorrrrrrr ittttttt 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
This is a yikes on the photographers part but I guess it’s funny to look back on
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This is bipartisanly worrisome 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t give four shits if he tells me good morning, that’s human conversation and decency. I’m saying I dislike his way of handling this pandemic. Instead of saying big things with no evidence and putting his kids in charge maybe he should have gotten some real fucking doctors on the case. If these asshats had their shit together in any sense of the word maybe my uncle would still be alive but no let’s open movie theatres back up ‘cause fuck those who might unnecessarily die due to this
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This is bipartisanly worrisome 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The only thing worse than having such an incompetent buffoon for a leader is the people that defend his idiocy. “He didn’t mean it”- then why is he saying it to a scared and easily manipulated public? “He’s just asking questions”- then let him ask them not on national television where millions are watching him and looking for answers to soothe their fears. “If you read/hear this and think inject bleach you’re stupid” yeah well America has a shitty education system where “educated” adults actually are trying some of the insane things he’s suggesting. The public is understandably scared and his wack job way of going about this situation isn’t helping them
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Never ask a woman what she weighs 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Would’ve been funnier if it was in £
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Greenland wins the pandemic 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Greenland: the only reason I’ve never won a round of Plague Inc.
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Start running guys 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Dun dun dun dnnunu Run.
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Mile very high club 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
To each their own I guess
Mile very high club 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
? Brie is one of the hottest women in Hollywood
Just missing a monster energy logo 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Make it look like a storm trooper decepticon
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*finger guns* 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The biggest crime here is the lack of icing
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Mile very high club 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
She almost looks like Brie Larson
Getting dressed up 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
He’s lookin like “dad can’t we just go naked?”
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Bob the monster 46 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I refuse to give you the satisfaction of having the ancient magic over me
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Fonts matter 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah And now I hate it so thanks
Bob the monster 46 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
seiL
Nothing will hold me back 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I think store bought cake tastes horrible, cold, and sad when you compare it to a homemade cake
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Wireless in all thing 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
She must have one of those cool holographic keyboards
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Which film is this? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I had a stroke and these kids need to get back to class
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It's back 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Me with funsubstance
Fallen brother 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean it’s nice to save a life but not everyone’s end goal is marriage. and saving someone’s life doesn’t entitle you to them. Otherwise emt’s would have 100’s of partners
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