*chef's kiss* perfection

Is this by the scary Garfield guy

This comic makes me so irrationally angry.

Don't be a dick, Judas. This is why no one shalt love you.

What's the battery life like on a bionic limb? Does it drain faster if you're using it to manipulate heavier objects? How long does it take to charge up?

Jesus told us to "love the Lord your God and your neighbor as yourself". Some of us do the first part. Not enough of us do the second part.

Why would he say your move creep when he is clearly the one making a move

I wonder what kind of relationship they had, considering both men had wives and children.

Is that last one geena davis from cutthroat island because boy let me tell you that movie was so bad it made child me hate pirates.

Who hasn't seen falling down?

But shouldn't this meme be flipped? because there's no way peter quill knows an eminem song.

Which Pixar movie is that first picture from?

Media technicians have it similar... no one notices when everything goes right, but one mic dies onstage or one video glitches, everyone's blaming you.

First or last? It's important.

Jaden smith is 21 damn years old how's he gonna play baby mike.

Snopes says this is fake.

You've clearly never seen grave of the fireflies.

Biggest scandal of the century *so far*.

As long as it's not the Studio G movie about two children slowly starving to death in the aftermath of WW2.

Zing!

That's what made Judaism such a unique religion; every culture has their gods, and they're petty, arrogant, and unpredictable, like life in BC times. But then the Jewish people say, "Not only is there only ONE god, but he'll actually protect you and help you if you follow his rules". That was a revolutionary concept when compared to everyone else.

School is supposed to give academic knowledge, your parents are supposed to give you life skills like taxes. That's always been the way it goes.

Hope that meme is still funny in fifty years!