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John Adams Rules! (except for that one thing)

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Keanu with the best comeback 2 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I mean, we don't know what decade the reporter was talking about. And it's not like Reeves was doing much in 2006 or 2011.
Fhat the wuck 7 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Delete This.
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Who are we 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I do this all the time. It scares me.
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What is this world, even 5 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
1. Once a tree has grown tall and its roots are deep in the ground it can stay alive by tapping into underground sources of water that are too deep for grasses, shrubs, or bushes to access.
2. However, keeping a sapling alive until it has grown tall and its roots are deep in the ground takes more water than these countries can really spare. So more often than not these young trees die shortly after being planted and this sets back the Great Green Wall.
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Ferdinand Waldo Demara 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I mean, when you say he "impersonated a cancer researcher", what exactly does that mean? Because I can tell someone I'm a cancer researcher if they ask. I'm not calling myself the master of disguise, though.
Every October 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Every Halloween: Trick or treating, a big bowl of chili, and this movie. Hell yeah.
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Titles are overated 1 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Cursed image
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Have a great life 1 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Grave of the Fireflies is a Studio Ghibli movie. It's about children dying in the aftermath of World War 2.
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For sale 54 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Hey, you're 25. Your white privilege card kept you alive longer than Trayvon Martin. Never say it didn't do anything for you.
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I wish 14 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
No online anonymity. Your real name and a photo of your face are required for every online account you want to make.
It's so easy and fun! Try it! 5 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Unlock Luigi by entering the 3 numbers on the back too!
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The black plague is here 2 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
This looks like if Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs made Aladdin.
That would make too much sense 10 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
It's a part of the school system. It's designed to prepare kids for their daily societal routines. And for a lot of those kids, that's going to be working a crappy 9-to-5 job where compliance to the boss's wishes are more important than being an individual. It's a part of being a member of society.
Zombie threat assessment 5 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
You just ate a decomposing body. Enjoy the host of new bacteria you just introduced to your meat suit.
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Here's how the kidney looks with its parenchyma removed! 15 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Nope nope nope nope. Keep those blood vessels under a smooth membrane, please.
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S u c c u l e n t 10 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
"Switch to C"
Old but gold! 4 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Darker than the Challenger Deep.
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Spider-man 12 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Guys, there's going to be a third tom holland spiderman movie. Sony owns the character, they made Spider-verse. They know what they're doing now.
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TL;DR: Guy almost kills two people with his d*ck 2 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
You can just tell the hospital "I read something funny on the internet".
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Three types of players 2 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
I'm #2 and #3. That's why I like Commander.
Some classics 2 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
A gentleman doesn't refer to it as "conquests".
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Everyday 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
As a Democrat in Texas, I feel you.
Because Thor is God!! 1 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
Downey Jr. and Evans both wanted to be done with their characters; they chose to leave, not the studios. They could have made Iron Man and Captain America movies forever if the actors wanted to. But they didn't.
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Mose everybody 3 comments
johnadams · 5 years ago
He was only a writer/producer for the office, not a creator. But the other three shows are so good, we'll give him credit anyways.