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John Adams Rules! (except for that one thing)

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I said it 13 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
"I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens Councillor or the Ku Klux Klanner but the white moderate who is more devoted to order than to justice..." --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
I said it 13 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
"Tweets from Hillary are signed Hillary". That means she actually tweeted it herself, guys.
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Ironic 12 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
What exactly is the problem with coffee? As long as you can take it black, or close to it, it's fine. It's helpful, even.
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The further you travel down the rabbit hole 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Yeah, but the clown had a name. Mr. Baldo, was it?
There isn't enough parking for everyone anyway 19 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
My brother in law tried for five years to get through college, and he couldn't do it. He was all worried and upset and thought his life was over. One of his friends recommended vocational school. He went to electrician school (whatever it's really called), and now he makes more money than me and owns his own small electrician company.
I get that college is a great thing, and it really can be the difference between having a "job" and a "career", but it's not for everyone. Some people don't need to take four semesters of a foreign language; they need an apprenticeship to a welder.
There isn't enough parking for everyone anyway 19 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
DAMN STRAIGHT, PUFFIN BIRD
Could Someone Explain the Ending for me? 19 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Also there's a bit of the Green Mile here, since that dog should be long dead by now.
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Sneaky 10 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Awesome, thanks!
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Sneaky 10 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Wait, what's sneaky?
Well there ya go 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Damn, they *dramatically* upped Esmeralda's boob size in that picture.
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List of life advice 12 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
As a teacher, I disagree with the bit about school. School teaches you how to understand poetry, how to comprehend the universe, and how to learn from the mistakes of the past. It teaches you plenty of useful, non-"factory worker" stuff.
Young JFK looks like he'd steal your girl with ease 8 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Young JFK stole an election with ease, your girl ain't no challenge.
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CNN confirmed 3 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Like Tr*mp would ever accept a present from CNN.
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Bunnies go hop. Snakes like to coil. 10 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
That's a wonderful title you got there.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
I've eaten the chicken-fried bacon. It sucks. The bacon gets way too crispy and loses all flavor. It's like eating a chicken-fried roofing tile. Which I have also eaten.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
You flavor batter with the coke syrup, then deep fry the batter. It comes out tasting like a coke-flavored donut.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Not really. It's more like a really buttery biscuit with honey-butter sauce in the center.
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Daddy 12 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
#wholesome
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Me at the end of the month 3 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Hey that's the grandpa from Modern Family
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18 Inappropriate Pictures From Children's Colouring Books That Will Ruin Your 11 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
I was going to ask why Black Captain America was green and red!
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Tinder in 1865 17 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Andrew Johnson was a shit president. This man believes in the first president to ever be impeached. This is not a good man to marry.
*Wiggles eyebrows* 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
*winks*
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shooketh 13 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Where's the "Doubt" meme when you need it?
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henry henry henry 3 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Basically, yeah.
I'd be Obesity too 7 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Gluttony would fit more. Most of the other names are Catholic virtues.
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