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This is fun 6 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Dick move.

Teacher creates a 'harry potter'-themed classroom 15 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

That teacher's definitely got family money behind him to afford all this decorating. I know teachers who don't have the cash to buy new dry erase markers or printer paper.

Blind cat enjoys music 3 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

My heart's breaking!

"ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED" 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Probably a anti-counterfeiting trick. Anyone tries to copy a bill by copying the painting on the back, you can tell because that guy isn't there.

10 impressive male celebrity body transformations 21 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

We all know that isn't JK Simmons, right, that's David Letterman post-retirement.

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"Just a dash of autism..." 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Hans Asperger didn't identify autism. He identified Asperger Syndrome, a type of high-functioning autism.

"this food pleases malfegor." 2 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

"A demon cannot be trusted, and a dragon will not be ruled."

Now I need these salt and pepper shakers 5 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

I've used them. It's really inconvenient to actually get anything out of them. You wind up waving them around super hard and just look silly.

Real life Android 18 14 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Android 18 is a character from Dragon Ball Z. This person is cosplaying as her.

Stay Trill 24 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

I used to go to Taco Bell JUST for the Baja Blast Mountain Dew. If I found a Taco Bell that didn't have it, I'd leave and find another one.

You don't say 2 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

That's the Suits guy... Suits is USA Network... can they say this on USA Network?

The End of the World 12 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Ah, the source of all internet quotes for my high school. If you couldn't quote this thing, you... were probably a well-adjusted teenager with a good social life.

beep beep 3 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

This entire post is gold, chrome bastard.

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That's so gross 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

HAAAAAAAAAAA

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How to avoid getting laid 7 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

I wish this meme format had taken off more. I love it.

What's the first thing you would do? 21 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Why does jack ryan look like young ted cruz?

OMG so savage 23 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

You monster!

Don't buy this anymore! 9 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Your problem may be your recipe. I've never heard of chicken pot pie taking all day to make. When I make chicken pot pie it takes an hour if I'm feeling fancy.

Stan the man 2 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Alright, I'll ask: what show?

Pretty much true 2 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Great grandma had to have 12 kids because 8 of them wouldn't make it to their teens and they needed extra hands to run the farm.

I didn't know this! 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

"They" can be plural, too. And if you want one guy, check St. Thomas Aquinas. He wrote that eating too early in the day was a sign of gluttony, and that eating breakfast went along with alcoholism.

I didn't know this! 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

That's literally where I learned this from.

He knows 4 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Honestly, I've been considering going Android the past year... this announcement kinda pushed me over the edge.

Sun rises and reflects along the railroad tracks every year 5 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

That's a beautiful picture.

Hurricane Karma incoming 14 comments

johnadams · 7 years ago

Oooh, you nasty.