Yes... introduce people to oneboredjeu's mashups and watch their free time vanish down the youtube rabbit hole... good... good...

That sign says "Keep Off", I think it means the lifeguards.

As Patton Oswald once said, you do not have to respect everyone's beliefs. You need to acknowledge them.

Why does he look like Desire of the Endless?

My wife's college roommate tried to open a bottle of wine with a steak knife and stabbed herself in the tit. Today she (the roommate) jokes that she "thanks god for her double ds, because if she had a's i'd be dead right now".

That second question cracks me up. Just wait for it, kid...

I'll agree to that.

Well, if you insist...

I'm so disappointed Meryl Streep isn't on this list. Have you seen her when she was young? She was a total fox.

He looks like Councilman Jamm from Parks and Rec.

Don't worry, Presbyterians do that too.

YOU FOOL!

This is so in character for Number 10.

I remember reading somewhere that when Mark Zuckerberg was in college his goal was to have a job that would let him wear flip flops every day. So he succeeded in that.

The Onion. I recognize it.

Please god tell me he didn't actually say that.

But... we can't, right? Light can't escape a black hole, and a photo involves the interactions of light on the film or the memory... so wouldn't it just be the darkest thing imaginable? A patch of literal darkness?

Are we sure that's not a time lord's confession dial?

Is that the grandpa from Modern Family?

Small pupper did big doggo a frighten, so doggo borked loudly. this did the pupper a frighten, so it also borked. This does a frighten to the big doggo, who borks, and the cycle never ends.

That's terrible logic. By the same token, if your car gets stolen, you shouldn't feel bad or complain, because there are people in the world who get hit by cars and die. You should be grateful your car-related incident didn't kill you!

Those are actually Nazis riding into the Netherlands on bikes. So, German Army again.