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Science wins again 8 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Also playing either of those games gives you no real life survival experience what so ever
The more you know 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
no... its spelled "Eh"
What it feels like having 5Mbps of internet 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
OMG!!! I just realised she looks like Courtney from the last 2 episodes of Doctor Who!
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Oh no! 22 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
NOOOO!!!! The time shifts are real!!! It's Thursday making it worse..
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Microwave 6 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
or you can use the settings and adjust the loundness of your buttons...
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Well that was unexpected 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its where all the shitty stories come from
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*cries* 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
That's pretty cool
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How does that even happen? 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its because the plant aloed it to grow through it
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When the next song in the playlist is the exact one you wanted 1 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
When you find out your boss's girlfriend is pregnant and you've spent the day trying to figure out which of your female friends is pregnant.
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Too much science power in one picture 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
but only when you look
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This is what dinnertime looks like for an astronaut 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Thank you. There is so much negativeness in the world so I think its good to have fun at what you're doing.
Senpai noticed me~ *doki*doki* 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
His giggle is the best though
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Lingerine fitter story 5 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I'm the opposite and I have the same fears too and it always makes my day when some uses the correct pronouns or isn't judgmental, for me or someone else.
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That's sooo cool 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Chemistry.
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How fun I am at parties 6 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
She also has a blog and a lot of the stories are on there. It is on of my favourite blogs!
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This is what dinnertime looks like for an astronaut 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I knew what it was hence the apology.... I live my life in such a way that is packed with as many jokes as possible, especially puns
This is what dinnertime looks like for an astronaut 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its probably spinach.. sorry to ruin your fun
Well I mean, it IS tumblr 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
or when you need something and the body has literally everything else on it but not what you need
Can you die from stupidity? 13 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
This reminds me of when police reports are released on the radio and the announcer says "The victim was stabbed to death, police are investigating the cause of death."
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The puns on this site are relentless 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
This the product of math class trauma
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Bet she didn't see that coming 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
just keep doing it
This was a triumph 61 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
This is not a pun! this is just making a reference...
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Telephone 5 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
It was originally a piece of art by Banksy so I think its a statement about something
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If you were stranded on an island 20 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Well... that didn't go quite as I expected...
I'm sorry 39 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
It hit Prim as well
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