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*Intensity intensifies* 5 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Oh Dang
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Boys make up words 40 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Can we talk about the fact that its amazing she hasn't torqued a knee by kicking the way she is in the last picture..
Ellen Edited Herself In Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Video 6 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its the real song but the video is edited so Ellen is in it as a joke.
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Who's your mama? 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
ROTFLDM
Who's your mama? 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
What the devil is going on heeeeeerrrrreeeeee?
Who's your mama? 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
"Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw!"
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Who's your mama? 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its actually a very potter sequel but watch both
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When You Get It 47 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Oh thank you, I think they are diamonds in a sea of gummy jokes
When You Get It 47 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
these puns are fantastic.
Do some research mr. Reporter man 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
A lot of actors have honorary degrees but its really cool when the actually went to school for the degrees they hold. Lil waynes is probably honorary..
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Crystallization 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
except that isn't meth its just a supersaturated solution being disturbed
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Plot twist! 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Also it doesn't take over 30 minutes to reach the bottom of the giraffes throat
He thought he had a runny nose for 18 months. He was leaking brain fluid 34 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Yes and its why you shouldn't plug your nose when you sneeze. What happens is the lining around your brain gets ruptured so the fluid that your brain is suspended in starts leaking out of your nose but the fluid is clear and can has a similar consistency of snot. So it seems like you constantly have a running nose.
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First and only baby 8 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
"Mam stahp!!" -the kitten
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Well my math book thinks it's funny 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
"Dial m for slope"
"The Hunt for Red Octagon"
It happens from time to time.. 3 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Damn that is some good sketch up work.
Chris Pratt visiting the 'Lego Kid' at Children's Hospital 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
(not a guest) He is also Burt Macklin on parks&rec
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If only. 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I want this in shirt format
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Benedict Cumberbatch doing the Ice Bucket Challenge 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
This is the best one in existance
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Me in social situations 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
They`ve been referencing older episodes a lot so yeah that is a reference to Rose
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I miss this show... good ol' days 17 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Ahh..
Simon Reay is cooler than Bear Grylls 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
You can find a lot of his episodes on Youtube though
Fatherhood 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
"What do you mean I'm not helping?"
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Hope it helps 19 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
when I was younger I read a book and in it was this character who had gone mad. Anyways at some point the characters had to duck to avoid some projectiles but the mad guy only knew that so he went, "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Hope it helps 19 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Yeah guys your crotch will be safe.