It's actually not the sugar that ruins your teeth its the bacteria that feeds off of sugar that destroys your teeth.

Don't forget the batnipples!

I think the teacher was doing it ironically

My physics teacher swears quite a lot and I'm also in a catholic school and I've had a another teacher show an r-rated movie (abate the teacher did skip over the one scene that made it r-rated)

or get a clean unused one rather than cleaning one

If your looking for me I will be the Hanklerfish in the corner

Yup this is from Saturday Night Live

maybe

I tits not see that one coming

I believe a CIBC commercial

Technically we are all currently traveling through time but just a 1:1 ratio

Probably not it's just supposed to describe how your legs feel when the fall asleep

Ahh I hadn't noticed that guest before..

Commas have spaces after them.

It is. Same

Why thank you! I like you too!

Wrong Robin that happened to Jason Todd.

I sometimes do.. (don't tell anyone)