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Some don't know this 6 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
But it's more fun to go outside of thee lines
Um, hello. Okay, go away now 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Today I went to the washroom and I opened to the door to a stall and there was some fat kid in there who hadn't locked the door, so I excused myself and went to a different stall. Then when I was washing my hands all heard from his stall was "come on, go already, come on". And his mother kept going from her stall into his.. It was very awkward
This was me at my OTP's wedding 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I don't think SO is that bad
You're a wizard harry 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
We would all be dead if we were muggles or have been trained to follow him if we were wizards
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Teletubbies 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I think they actually tried and won last year
Murcia food size 31 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
No American restaurants give you about 3 times as much food as a European restaurant
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Strength is clearly related to wearing skirts 23 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I know why russian grandmas are so strong, it`s because they do all the baking.
This girl is on fire 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Actually it's Prim's
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Peter Pan with a little princess 4 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
"Doesn't smell like pie"
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Title of post 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
That's the point. It's from snl and they are making fun of black people that use slavery as an excuse to hate white people
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If only. 23 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Essentially what the original was, so any fan fiction or stuff like that is non-canon
Ghandicap 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Cool
Ghandicap 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
ok I preferred Ghandicap anyways
41 sweg 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I can't believe that
41 sweg 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
But where's Amy?
mystery solved 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
What is this fourth wall thing you speak of?
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Cup of coffee 21 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
But this is a bowl!
Ghandicap 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
They could be Twitter Teachings if you want alliteration
The future is near 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
ok i ment as in changing the original
The future is near 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Is that going into the book then?
Dumb Facebook people 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
And I want my second daughter to be a boy!
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Crazy c*cktail 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
Its liquid nitrogen... It's used a lot in cooking
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Big liz 8 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
This deserves all the upvotes
The future is near 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
I don't remember that one
The future is near 12 comments
jimmoriarty · 10 years ago
but 2+2 is equal to 5
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