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Plot twist 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
*dials* Hi I need an ambulance
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How many of these guys do you know? 59 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I quite like myself and don't think I'm an asshole (I'm a Daniel) and I hope you don't think I'm an asshole
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Surprisingly accurate 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
It's painful to live in the north... Especially as I live in the city that has had the coldest temperatures in all of Canada
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There is no movie 19 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I think the best thing about this movie is that it has a higher rating on IMDB than 50 Shades of Grey. Also that is the only good thing about this movie.
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Plot twist 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Quick whats the number for 911?!
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Potassium! Potassium! 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
K
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That look 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Mandrew!
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My kind of candles 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
The other hand got left behind
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How I wish I had one 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
DINKLEBURG!!
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This needs to be spread 15 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Please don't call transgender people, "transgenders" it's demeaning just like calling black people, "the blacks". I just wanted to let you know cause I know you mean well.
Accidental art 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
This Cod not get worse
Pretty much 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I miss read that as a blank, space baby. Which was really confusing because first I had to figure out what a space baby was and then figure out why it was blank... And then I realized what it ment
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Accidental art 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
These puns seem fishy to me
Players and their injuries 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
There was a football (soccer) player who had a heart attack on the field a couple years ago..
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Just trying to be funny 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
4chan but actually good things are generally buried in piles of shit on that website
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You have fancy knives and swords, but I have a perfect weapon 22 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
goddamn Mayfly man
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Pawn stars, ice road truckers, treehouse masters, swamp people 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
It's just like The Learning Channel (TLC) has nothing to do with learning anymore.
TV 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
It takes Sheldon (a genius with a PhD in theoretical physics) an entire episode to figure out that light is both a wave and particle... This is something I learned in grade 11 physics. Just going to put that out there.. Also with out the laugh track it wouldn't be funny but then again with the laugh track it still isn't funny.
BBC just wants to torture us 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Are you talking about Elementary where Lucy Liu plays Watson? Cause we have that here in Canada as well. And it's awful. Sherlock like you said is much better/
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When the reptilians have difficulties with their new body wrapping 13 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
*Flatulates rather loudly*
Why Batman and the Joker can't kill each other 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
The Killing Joke explains this really well.
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He's Finally Out Of The Eggshell 6 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
there's an awful lot of silence fit into a single egg
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Cooking tips 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
yeah if you heat the pan that high you cook the outside but the inside won't have a chance to cook properly
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Nervous? 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
it is more funny than the first one
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The earth flag 22 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
do you mean pacific?