JimMoriarty

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Me trying to save my grades. 22 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
and yes i did
Me trying to save my grades. 22 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
no we can not... It will always be half dead
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When reading back over the paper I wrote during an all-nighter 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Is this Alex from Target?
Disappointment 9 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
"what the hell is a hufflepuff?!"
Hobbit movie 5 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Did you know Peter Jackson was the second guy they asked to direct them because the first guy quit after hearing it was going to be done in 3 movies?
Tennant does it better than you 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
-nant
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Seriously, am I the only one? 36 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
same
She's really slow 5 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
It depends on the type of sushi... There are some types you're supposed to eat with chop sticks and others you're supposed to eat with your hands
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I was totally a spy 25 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
or Charlie. And pretty much most of the women in Sherlock
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no way! Really? 15 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
*trys to produce fireball but just sprays lighter fluid*
"But still where did the lighter fluid come from?"
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Barman vs superman 11 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I think this is in an alternate universe but i'm not sure
True Story 24 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Thats cool. If it's not for you then it's not for you.
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Gob is the best bluth 2 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
TAKE A GOOD LOOK! CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE THESE!
True Story 24 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I saw him yesterday.
I'm so going to do this to my children 15 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
"Good news children, I got a hacker to hack in. The best part is I got them for free by threatening the lives of everyone they love."
Press it nice and slow 35 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
But hood he only did that for Joffery because it was his job and he would be considered a traitor if he didn't. Any other time would have been against his brother's army cause he hated the Mountain. And he died of a stab wound to the leg from a pub fight.... But he is still a really awesome character whom you could marry if you wanted to and could.
At my local tattoo shop 14 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
An anchor, one each forearm please
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Proof that the Attack on Titan theme goes with Everything 10 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Read the manga it's really good and there's at least 4 more people that can turn into titans! It will also make you more excited for season 2.
Gun safe is Interesting 47 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Okay I didn't realize that happened.... My knowledge of gun laws is basically you need a license to own one and you can only hunt certain things at a certain time of year... Ignore what I said then.
Gun safe is Interesting 47 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Can I jump in and say I don't know how I feel about banning guns in general, but there should be stricter laws about ownership in place. Currently in a lot of places you just have to fill out a form, wait a couple weeks for the licence and then you can get the gun. But you should have to have your records checked, get a psych evaluation saying you are mentally stable enough not to buy a gun with the intent to harm other people and have to take a course about gun safety every couple of years or you lose the license.
Poor clueless kid 17 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I had a physics exam yesterday and forgot my calculator at home...
space capsule 3 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
A rather large bang
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The appennine colossus 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
Better call the survey corps..
If oh knee I had a birdie like this 7 comments
jimmoriarty · 9 years ago
I knee-ed this in my life. thank you
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