Me three

but you can eat a lot of healthy food and have your weight not go anywhere hence "Consume calories at a lower rate than your body burns them"

Who are you sherlock or light? The ones watching your loved ones are only to make sure I don't die. I don't care what happens to you.

You also get it when you are tired because one eye will see something and send a signal to the brain a couple milliseconds before the other eye does giving you the feeling that you've seen what you are looking at before when in actuality you've never seen that thing before

The moon is an egg!

I would think twice about that there are people watching the ones you love most right now an will kill them if I die.

EEEPPPPP! RIN!

Maybe it was the product I tried.. I do like homemade veggie burgers though

I get that it`s supposed to be cute and funny but I've seen these so many times that its worn itself out... (to me its sort of like the facebook pictures of kids asking for likes so they can go to Disney world). I do believe that a lot of animals (including dogs) are smarter than we give them credit for but I don't think dogs can read (whether its because no-one taught them or because it's not in their nature is irrelevant). And there is a big difference between having a vocabulary and understanding all of those words.

Porn probably opening popups that stay in the background and possibly downloading virus's

If you think that's fun then yes

Parks & Recreation

yes I would

Good.

I'm pretty sure this is Sherlock

Probably... I've only tried a small bit of one or two vegetarian meat produces and I am far more accustomed to the taste of meat... (I do like tofu and that kind of stuff tho, just not the fake meat stuff)

*Farts rather loudly*