Jordan Erika Smith

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Enjoying the simple things with Dad! 10 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I wanted it to be the Stay Puft man. lol
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D'aww 2 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
He is completely gorgeous!
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There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
You mean when we hold our hands down at our side as we ride by? yeah, I don't do that every time either because I can be focused on other things and not see people. Hell, I didn't do it for a long time just because I wasn't comfortable removing my hand.
There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Actually, yes, I do. A jerk isn't defined by what they drive.
There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
You spelled "people" wrong. lol
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There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Statistically speaking, given a 2-vehicle accident, nearly half the time it is the driver of a vehicle crashing into the motorcycle. People like to blame motorcycles, but in my experience it is more vehicle drivers without regard for a motorcyclist that cause accidents. I've never been the cause of an accident in my car either, yet wrecks still happen...
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Don't tell tumblr pls 34 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Never understood those...they're super ugly to me. I like thin rectangles and floating edges. Half-frames are a go-to.
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A bite of vitamin a day 12 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
eww, eww, eww!
If you think about it... 17 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Same. Jack and Rose was my first thought.
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Redneck Avengers 15 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I figured the whole marrying-cousin stereotype fit perfectly.
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Redneck Avengers 15 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Perhaps She-Hulk, cousin of Bruce Banner.
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In an alternative universe 5 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
This disturbs me greatly.
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Cat returning home 6 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I totally saw him saying "I'm fabulous!"
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What a birthday is 12 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
So if cry because you're happy any other time in your life (wedding, having your own children, etc.), your mom isn't supposed to smile?
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Some people wear it better than others 22 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Yes, it was altered, but mostly it was the altered colors to make her glow more, added shadows to make her boobs and cheekbones pop out. She just looks that good honestly.
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And suddenly, there was a Dave. 6 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
That's not a problem. I volunteer as tribute!
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Clever Girl 18 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I...I don't know how to feel about this.
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Have a gopher problem? A gallon milk jug full of water should do the trick 3 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
That's horrible! The poor little thing.
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mad dj skillz 7 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
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Sad phrase here 13 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
The scene they were filming was where they were all at the table, so the big actors, not the stand-ins had to be in the scene. So because he had to be larger than dwarves and hobbits, he had to do his scene and then the others had to do the scene separately so that they could be added together to get the sizing correctly.
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Ok 13 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Uh, no. It is most definitely the older woman's fault for being an ass whether it's warranted or not. Even if she hadn't had a disability, the older woman is still an ass the same as the college girl would be an ass.
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Reminds me of something my dog would do. 6 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
That just means he loves you more than his tail.
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Smell this picture 24 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
It smells really nice.
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Dolphin brain vs Human brain 13 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
This is why the dolphins knew to leave earth when the vogons came.
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