“What happened to girl code”
Ohana code came first bih

Idk man, if it wasn’t the law I would have killed somebody by now.

He protecc, but he also get attacc

I’ve gotta try this

One time a subsitute teacher I had did this... senior year of highschool. Everyone hated it, and she was quite rude towards some kids about their facts. So, I said “I eat shoes.” She said “You EAT shoes?!” “Yeah. High heels are my favorite.” My friend joined in and backed me up.

This is actually the only reason I proof-read my work

Elon musk is that rich celeb who solves problems in wacky ways instead of asking you to pray or donate. I appreciate that so much

So what you’re saying is, two wrongs made a right?

How do I get in on this? Please someone tell me

I love stuff like this

I bought these and I was so excited for them
They arrived broken

I know some people who do that and it’s just family money

That’s a Buddha’s hand citron

When this gif began for some reason I actually thought he was throwing the dog out of a plane or something. I was just a little zoned out though

I wonder if Obama ever thinks about this

“Hey dad, before you take a nap in the pool with your cool new snorkel, can you get some life insurance? Thanks.”

The red gingham one is kinda cute tho