Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

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Need advice 29 comments
jade · 7 years ago
As a woman, I hate these kind of women. Sure, some people don't like interaction, and everyone knows there's a certain risk to initiating in conversation with strangers. But on the defense? Asking for someone's number isn't violence. A TSA agent has the power to ACTUALLY grope you. That's not part of the story though, is it? A QUESTION? Jeez, stop telling women words are sexist violence.
Doggo doesn't like the claw 15 comments
jade · 7 years ago
No it's a pug. A puggle is a pug/beagle mix
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Doggo doesn't like the claw 15 comments
jade · 7 years ago
That's not a puggle
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Going from the U.S. To Asia in half an hour for under $1000 20 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I mean this is AWESOME, but is no one else kind of terrified by this?
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Doggo doesn't like the claw 15 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I do this with my puggle. He knows it's just playing but he gets too excited
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Acceptance letter with a twist 10 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I live in the south and if it's happening in schools here, it's happening everywhere
Working pockets 27 comments
jade · 7 years ago
If you've got big hips or a butt this won't work though
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G L O R Y 13 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Imagine how many urban legends older brothers would create when driving past fields of those with their siblings. "See that? That's a slender man graveyard."
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True friendship 3 comments
jade · 7 years ago
How to we know that the large wolf wasn't following not far behind the boy?
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Gotta love my hometown 3 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Facebook
These stories are great 10 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I dropped two arts classes on my new schedule one year because the teachers just hated me
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To all the people that have to work to survive 9 comments
jade · 7 years ago
They'll also replace you in a week if you take time to take care of yourself though
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It's not a paradox, but common sense . 44 comments
jade · 7 years ago
There's a difference between driving a car through the crowd and speaking tho
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It's not a paradox, but common sense . 44 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Yeah having the right in some countries to speak without being stabbed really is a bummer
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It's never too late to change 10 comments
jade · 7 years ago
That's awesome bro!
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Galaxy eclairs 8 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I can't be the only one that bright colors turn off when it comes to baked goods
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Incest is wincest 18 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I am not on this train
I need this now more than ever. 6 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Poor unhappy penis
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Already there 23 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I've made fun of myself and offended other people before. Too late mate
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When you drop your phone 9 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I really wish they would start making phones out of better stuff. But why do that when you could make more money? -An iPhone user with a cracked screen
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The Great Sphinx of Giza wasn't a sphinx 5 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I agree, it's presented as fact when it shouldn't be. Many people have arguements that the human face was added later.
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Blue's Clues 2 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Kids at my school did a Shaq-attack last year. Put pics of him everywhere. My friend found one today.
Amazing artist changes sexualised dolls 21 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Sorry but my mind immediately made a ton of questions. To be honest, I think that saying dolls wearing makeup makes them a sexualized object is a little strange. Many young girls try to do their makeup in the same kind of style. Are twelve year olds sexualizing themselves by attempting a cut-crease? Now she's just painting children's faces on dolls with breasts. I always thought of the unrealistic look as the style of the brats doll. Are all children's toys supposed to be proportionate and realistic? Also noticed that the thin brows of the brats doll were changed. Is grooming eyebrows considered sexualization?
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And so starts the war 5 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Well when two watermelons love each other very much....
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Return to the sender 10 comments
jade · 7 years ago
This reminds me of the time my computer lagged and I ended up sending my boss 50 messages at once
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