"The open plains of the asphalt jungle, home to many creatures, great and small ... and the pupping ground for one of the most clever and illustrious creatures: the plastic bag. Today we explore the cycle of life for this curious creature the plastic bag on its migration to its home, the Pacific Ocean."

I really wanna do this to my dad. He just got his truck fixed.

My ex did this on my birthday. He simply sent me the word "birth"

Storytime: after a premiere I went to, I walked to Olive Garden in my dress and heels. I think it was only 11, and the Olive Garden in Times Square was CLOSED. AT ELEVEN. Breadsticks gone? Ok. Closed at 11 in the city that never sleeps? Unforgivable.

You just have to realize that these people are in their own bubbles. They have no idea what's happening, especially in places like South Africa.

Once I did a stock photo shoot where we had two different sets being taken at once, and they had the little kids next to us pretending to be watching something in VR. One time the photographer was explaining to this little girl what to do, and out of habit she said "you see what I'm doing?" And the little girl said "No, I don't see anything!" It was a lot more funny and adorable than it sounds.

I wish I related to this

That's really cool tho. One time I took my friend to an event and three hours there, three hours back I had the seat down looking the other way.

In my school, you get bullied less by doing the opposite.

"Should I like blur out your face?"
"No I wanna be a meme."

I never realized I was a credit card until now.

I heard someone I roomed with on a school trip (we didn't talk till then) saying I was cool when she didn't know I was there. It meant a lot