Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

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Warning: This is technically child abuse in my opinion 50 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I cannot believe these parents. This is child abuse, I don't know how anyone can stand up for the family. The X-box smashing clip reminded me of when I was a kid and my dad smashed my vcr. If he had told me it was all for a YouTube prank, I personally think it would have been worse. That's not even to mention their changing stories and having private conversations about their children and posting them publicly.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Of love and joy
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
jade · 7 years ago
It will if you use it right.
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Paper airplane machine gun 4 comments
jade · 7 years ago
>buy this
>become a teacher
>end of quarter
>final exams coming
>everyones asking for extra credit
>break this out
>become savior
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PSA 81 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I just was talking about this post to my grandmother and she said something I didn't think about. She said that it could have the opposite effect and show people how your suicide would impact others, and when you're gone, that's it. How media about suicide could help people choose not to do it. I just thought it was an interesting view.
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PSA 81 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I did have a problem with the shows premise and glorifying suicide/revenge, but I do think telling the producers not to show something because it effects people is a bit too far. It's like when popular tv shows show torture and murder...and don't we all hate it when crimes are blamed on video games/tv shows? We all know it's ridiculous to think shooter games are a direct cause of murder. I know a lot of people find it distasteful, but if you find suicide triggering, don't watch a show about it. I think the viewer should take some self-responsibility.
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Whenever a new iPhone comes out. 3 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I like iPhones but I don't care when they come out either. Mostly because I use my phone until I can't anymore.
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Don't you think so? 16 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I think it's good to have open discussion about anxiety and depression... But I think we have made depression cool. I hate going on Twitter and everyone's like "look at me! I have no friends and am crippled by depression!" When that's obviously a lie, it stings a lil...
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Unbreakable love 1 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Can I have the reverse
So sneaky 1 comments
jade · 7 years ago
You when the govt says your providers can sell your history
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Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? 4 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Anyone: hi
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She wanted internet censorship. Cries when censored 6 comments
jade · 7 years ago
She only wants what she doesn't like censored
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Rare 9 comments
jade · 7 years ago
My geometry teacher quit after not teaching what was on the curriculum for 3/4 of the year. I'm glad you have a good teacher!
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Yes, watermelons can grow in trees 13 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Yes, watermelons can grow on vines on a trellis
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Occasional asshole 16 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Being brutally honest isn't spewing everything that comes to your mind, pretty sure that's called a disorder. It's when you tell the truth even when you know you're going to get in hot water.
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Amazing Instagram page 9 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I'm... Just... Wow.
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Thanks 17 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I've had teachers purposefully drag me down. It continues to happen. I do my work and extremely rarely ask for help. If that was how it worked, I'd be out of school by now.
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Simple 25 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I prefer men's razors over women's anyways
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Thanks 17 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I wish I felt this way. I feel like I have a much shorter ladder and I have to jump the rest of the way.
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Rejoice 12 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I had a three-minute unskippable ad this week
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Do you dare to behold 5 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I read it that way anyways. Glad it was intentional because my nerdy ass found it funny.
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Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Did you just quote Milo
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Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
jade · 7 years ago
Also: why is it that we are hurting people with jokes, but you're not hurting people with personal attacks?
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Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
jade · 7 years ago
I don't understand how making a joke is stripping someone of their identity. What's really part of your identity is what you think is funny. Or sad, I think this is all quite sad. Telling people what they can and cannot laugh at is a key component of censorship.
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Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
jade · 7 years ago
If you hate posts making fun of them, why make the effort to fight them? To call everyone dumb fucks? Just ignore it. It's so much easier, and you don't hurt anyone in the process.
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