Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
Was not disappointed. *cringes* 21 comments
jade · 8 years ago
YOU BETTER POST A FOLLOW UP WHERE IT FITS IT CANT END LIKE THIS
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Organic food 9 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I wish this wasn't watermarked so I could tweet it
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Shape-Shifting Origami Pot Grows with Plant Over Time 4 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Knowing me I'd probably put it on my window sill with my other five million plants, and it one day just fall over and spill everywhere because it expanded.
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Aquaman travolting Superman's moment on the red carpet 13 comments
jade · 8 years ago
They probably color corrected his suit
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Aquaman travolting Superman's moment on the red carpet 13 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Why does superman look like spongebob when he's trying to be normal
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I'd Vote Them If It Was The Case 15 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Bill Nye for president
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Yep yep 1 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I've actually done this
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How to eat coleslaw 16 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I am the trash
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Assassination attempt 24 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Hold the door...
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Assassination attempt 24 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I've already spoiled things for myself
Assassination attempt 24 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I'm still on the first book
LMAO 16 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I know right shoulders are terrifying
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The nutella knife 29 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I've never seen a Nutella jar made of glass???
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LMAO 16 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I've never been dress coded but I just bought a bunch of out of dress code clothes and they can FIGHT ME
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Why don't all schools/offices that can afford them have these? 12 comments
jade · 8 years ago
One at the high school wouldn't suspense and... Yeah, 'do not tip' labels... But much worse at the middle school
Why don't all schools/offices that can afford them have these? 12 comments
jade · 8 years ago
In my county most schools got rid of vending machines because of instances involving death but that doesn't stop me from wanting a chocolate bar during my break
I might just have to smack a b*tch 5 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Someone brings up 2010 I'm gonna want to murder them
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Fox News should really change that hashtag 8 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Nice is where it happened
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Shampoo 3 comments
jade · 8 years ago
What I would love shampoo that smelled like magical berries from Narnia
Elsa, will you take me to a bar? 17 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Every time I get an alert that someone has commented on an old post its you.......
You have to choose 3 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I have four cats and over 20 houseplants. I don't have to choose!
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Why Is The Rum Always Gone 4 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Rum is always gone because of his campaign. He's running.
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Awwwww 6 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I appreciate your intelligent tortoise
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Um...witchcraft 15 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I saw that exact thing in a store I went to last year. When you see it from different angles, it changes seasons. I took a video on my old phone I was so mesmerized by it XD
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