jade comments - FunSubstance

jade

That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade

Share Contacts

Report User

OH $#!T 5 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Well does it? 18 comments

jade · 8 years ago

No.

This is what we need right now 6 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I love this post...I do. But it was here recently.

Comment one thing you love about yourself - (I love that I forgive people easily) 73 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I love that I can slither my way into or out of almost anything

Apparently, the 'Imagine a new color' is not really impossible 31 comments

jade · 8 years ago

*laughs*

Oh yes 26 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I'll never be normal, bae.

Ready for the hate flow 116 comments

jade · 8 years ago

People argue that there's a difference between sex and gender. Gender is irrelevant in sex, it's your genitals and not your pronouns that matter.

Ready for the hate flow 116 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Honestly I fail to see why gender is even something that's important. To me, it's irrelevant.

Do you really wanna know how I got them? 6 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Toys R Us?

Least she was short and to the point on this statement 9 comments

jade · 8 years ago

But that should be obvious. No one ALWAYS tells the truth.

There are only two types of people 20 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I actually read that the first time, then I looked back like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Friends are just like trampolines 3 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Yeah that's what trampolines are for

I don't know if we call that irony or stupidity 5 comments

jade · 8 years ago

They literally could have just cut the tree out of the billboard and BOOM a more effective and cool advertisement

Damn, just realized that 4 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Well, I guess he was right about something

Oh dear 4 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Wow, Daenerys wants much more than Westeros.

I seriously have no clue. 13 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Brexit

GIF 14 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I say them both out of habit because no matter which one I say I get yelled at

The savage is strong 12 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I hate how people genuinely don't realize all of the double standards

Who would buy it? 32 comments

jade · 8 years ago

What about for tetrachromats?

Anymore puns? 14 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Nexit and chill

Anymore puns? 14 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Aren't these jokes from Seth Meyers

Dealing with winter 18 comments

jade · 8 years ago

*is a Southerner*

What a peach! 8 comments

jade · 8 years ago

What if it's taped to the back of the handle

What a peach! 8 comments

jade · 8 years ago

This is genius

He wins 13 comments

jade · 8 years ago

The ultimate weapon of destruction