I was a little overweight when I was a child, but it was mainly caused by a slow metabolism, other small health problems, and severe bullying (mostly the effects of that). It had nothing to do with my family.

I relate to this on a spiritual level
My god are my eyes leaking again

I'm really upset right now and this gif is strangely calming

I would go up to the counter and say "I didn't pay for a f*ckin taco shell."

He wasn't kicked out, he never even got in. Was rejected twice.

Ravioli ravioli it's 4am-ioli

I don't know if God would consider a like equal to a prayer

*inserts "in Soviet Russia" meme here*

I laughed more than I should have

If that means fighting like me then it's a compliment

Comcast customer service is the worst. Like your internet is down? Go f*ck yourself.

Honestly I hate it when teachers are salty when they quit.

Please forgive me father
I didn't mean to bother you
The devil is in me father
He's inside of everything I do

Sounds like something my dad would do

I wish my hair was as volumous as his

I was so cute in 6th grade tho