Vertical garden is mentioned twice

I live in Florida
don't try to pet me

I always thought there were more restaurants in bikini bottom that were just unmentioned because they were irrelevent to the plot. Like remember that spongebob bought Patrick a cake for his birthday? Remember the Kelp Shake?

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do." Isn't the actual quote, I think.

Giving up on life

Thank you! I remember everyone was so upset when I was like.... It's photoshopped

When your friend does something you told them not to do and you have to save them

*slides next to her in the subway*
Give me his number and I will roast him

Yes can we please do this

Yeah speaking of this does Tumblr let people know when you've read their chat messages?

"What are you, 12?" Says the 13 year old

I have one :3

This was here three days ago http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/325802/taxes-werent-that-bad-for-me-i-did-them-online/

"I told you to fetch the stick! Not the houseplant Jesus Christ, Floofle!"