Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

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Beautiful, beautiful colored hair 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
No. If you look closely at the photo the color overlaps the hair onto the background, and if you look at the loose hairs all of them are not colored. It is obviously photoshop.
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What Avatar hands do you have? 61 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Fire
Because f*ck you and your internal organs, that's why 20 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Ah yes, the Angel Blade 2.0
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Well done, girl 62 comments
jade · 8 years ago
From my experience the zero tolerance policy is only for retaliation, but that's not what it's meant to be.
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accurate 8 comments
jade · 8 years ago
She told me to keep reminding her for weeks
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accurate 8 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I was telling my teacher to put my grades in for the 500th time (I wasn't even being rude just like assertive) and she told me I was throwing a tantrum and to stop and I SHIT YOU NOT right as she says that some kid yells "I WILL FUCKING SHANK YOU!" to another student right behind her..................
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Incredibly Detailed Drawing Of A Chameleon Using Color Pencils 2 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I'm fairly sure I know the guy who made this
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Missed my calling 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Never thought I would relate so much to a dragon
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A gentle reminder to secure your carabiners 11 comments
jade · 8 years ago
So was Lucifer
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Missed my calling 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
But I am curious about the painting itself like what if it's made up of different dark hues that aren't picked up well by the camera? What if there are TONS of really small details like in the Mona Lisa? What if they tried to paint my soul????
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Missed my calling 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I thought we already were friends TBH
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Missed my calling 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Tyler were you just describing me
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Think about this... everybody wants to park in the shade 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
That too
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Think about this... everybody wants to park in the shade 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I do tho I love planting stuff
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The future is bright... Right? 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
We could just uproot them like weeds if they started to crowd
Meanwhile in Germany 37 comments
jade · 8 years ago
No really I had no idea it implied it was German
Meanwhile in Germany 37 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Germany is not a language
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WTF 10 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I wonder what they were even trying to do
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Please fall in line 2 comments
jade · 8 years ago
So this is how Ianto's doing without Jack
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Small puggle being cleaned 6 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Wait I have a puggle
He's a dog
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When is your birthday again? 8 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Yes, because we all know the true identity of fatpenguin
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How To Care For A Sad Person In 10 Steps 25 comments
jade · 8 years ago
^keeper
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How To Care For A Sad Person In 10 Steps 25 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Maybe because we all want Jensen Ackles to roll us in a blanket burrito and watch movies
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How To Care For A Sad Person In 10 Steps 25 comments
jade · 8 years ago
That gif makes me want to die
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