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How To Care For A Sad Person In 10 Steps 25 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I would probably try to say thank you

How To Care For A Sad Person In 10 Steps 25 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I wish someone would do that to me right now

This happened last week the worst kind of person 48 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Wait... That lawsuit went though??? I don't want to live on this planet anymore

I don't know how to feel about it, but I'm really pumped 45 comments

jade · 8 years ago

What if it's something like Steve or Ernie or Eugene

This road 8 comments

jade · 8 years ago

But why doe

Say cheese 29 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I also remember you from a while ago

This entire show 10 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I didn't know they replaced blended cucumber in Sherlock

Female cactus 12 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Ah yes why didn't I think of that

Female cactus 12 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I don't think so, and I highly doubt I can get offsets to grow like that.

How to eat more delicious greens 2 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Plot twist: spinach infused cookie

Female cactus 12 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I may or may not be hoping my pincushion cactus does this....

Cabbage...Finds a way 6 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Based on the water in the bottom this was probably on purpose, and probably not in a dark fridge based on size

Suddenly education would improve dramatically 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Illuminati and magic

Time to chill out a bit benedict 7 comments

jade · 8 years ago

No it's blended cucumber

Say cheese 29 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I was born with that condition

I think we are on to something 9 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I have a mental list of people whose skulls I could drink from

Realistic female armor 31 comments

jade · 8 years ago

Dear video game makers: we want this, not battle langerie.

Suddenly education would improve dramatically 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I am

Suddenly education would improve dramatically 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I am

Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I never saw the next scene ;)

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Suddenly education would improve dramatically 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

My incompetent math teacher actually quit last quarter. She never taught, and I'm glad she all-of-the-sudden quit because I can say goodbye to her and her Porsche (she got a new job. Hope it goes terribly.)

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Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I think the meaning of the dream was about that one time I got six feet away from Tom Cruise and how I got VIP tickets for Dan's show and ended up with standard so unless they fix it I won't be able to meet him wish me luck

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Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

I can barely remember what happened after that except the end of the dream where I was explaining this to Danisnotonfire and he was disgusted with me

Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

But the dream then continues to I was watching that being filmed and then tom cruise walked like six inches away from me and I whispered "holy f*cking sh*t"

Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments

jade · 8 years ago

No Tom said "Wh-what?"
Hitler: "wanna f*ck?"
Cruise: "isn't this innopropriate??"
Hitler: *shrugs*

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