Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
So this is a legit thing you can buy 3 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Or you know you could save thirteen bucks and type twice as fast by using both hands
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Just Do It, Goddammit! 15 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I had a dream last night where Hitler was asking Tom Cruise to f*ck
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A charity shop with so many copies of 50 Shades of Grey they built a fort out of them 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
*completes fort* welcome to my playroom
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15, 30 and 60 FPS Explained 17 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I actually see a difference though?
That's the sad truth 19 comments
jade · 8 years ago
But a human made the image of what it would look like if humans went extinct
sl*tty Tom, Showing Off His Forearms 18 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Oh they know
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Elsa without makeup - tbh I like her better this way 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
'Twas the night before Christmas
Anon flexes in cubicle 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I hope he's not in an office cubical if he doesn't know the difference between you're and your.
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Elsa without makeup - tbh I like her better this way 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Or else what
Elsa without makeup - tbh I like her better this way 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
You hate the word else that much??
A can't of coke 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Use a hammer, screw driver, a coin, or you could shake it and then stab it with a pen or a knife
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Elsa without makeup - tbh I like her better this way 22 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I was so tired of the other version where the color of her eye and eyelid crease dissappeared
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Everything for babe 2 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Yes great cropping
I am the terror that flaps in the night 9 comments
jade · 8 years ago
"I am fire, I am death."
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That moment when she texts you back 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
She knew the muffin man
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Just by liking 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
But what if I downvote?
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Should nuclear launch codes work like this? 20 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I volunteer
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That moment when she texts you back 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
The baker knows alright.
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Some people genuinely do not know this 7 comments
jade · 8 years ago
It's possible to get fat no matter what you eat, if you eat enough of it.
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Star Wars spoilers !! 10 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Call my name and save me from the dark
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Oh I hate that! 3 comments
jade · 8 years ago
UGH look at her over there breathing. I wish she would stop.
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Should have ordered a bigger size I suppose 2 comments
jade · 8 years ago
They were trying to save her from a terrible fashion choice
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My type of comfy 6 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I don't know about you but missing parts of my neck and hand doesn't sound very comfortable
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Only in Germanan, where even their chocolates are useful 14 comments
jade · 8 years ago
The store could be kept cold
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your gay 13 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Jack stop chasing the tardis
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