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jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

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A bird in the ISS 10 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Where is the video for this
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Over attached kitty 8 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Anything for senpai
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Canada! 15 comments
jade · 8 years ago
*joins Canadian military*
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
jade · 8 years ago
It's not new. It's been Kim K's favorite color for years
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You know you want toooooo 27 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Obviously the old people on the bus don't either
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You know you want toooooo 27 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Cons: damage. My hair is honestly so thin, and fragile I'm afraid of what it would do if I got it unnaturally colored
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Best relationship advice I've seen in a while 11 comments
jade · 8 years ago
If you think that's cool you should go summon a demon
Best relationship advice I've seen in a while 11 comments
jade · 8 years ago
For me, this would probably be a bad idea.
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Yes 25 comments
jade · 8 years ago
That would be great. If you think about it, it's so much more useful than most things kids are taught.
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I can see this going horribly, horribly wrong 47 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Castiel is utterly indifferent towards sexual orientation
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All buildings should be like this 5 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Think about how much better the air quality in NYC would be
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I can see this going horribly, horribly wrong 47 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Sometimes celebrities really aren't who they are in their interviews. But I would still press the button.
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I completely agree 36 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I am
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I completely agree 36 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Yes. That's when you put them on the floor.
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I completely agree 36 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I've learned enough to roast stupid people in school. They tend to keep their distance once I roast them.
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You can't choose your neighbors 4 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Ok this reminds me of something that happened a few months ago. I thought it would be nice just to look out the window, you know, clear my head. So about 45 minutes passed, and my neighbor suddenly climbed onto the roof. He crabwalked backwards all the way across this roof at a very frightening speed, and the worst part is he never broke eye contact with me. And to add to that, I saw someone skiing on a skateboard with LED lights wrapped around it. And I'm the one who goes to school out of zone for being shamed for being weird.
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I completely agree 36 comments
jade · 8 years ago
A university is not safe. Dick professors, an overwhelming amount of work that's just like a door to depression, crippling debt, and don't forget school shootings.
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Well shit 5 comments
jade · 8 years ago
In Soviet Russia, motivation finds you
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Five more minutes 6 comments
jade · 8 years ago
My bus driver a couple of years ago crashed the bus twice into unmoving cars
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I would wear it if they are made for adults too 10 comments
jade · 8 years ago
Keeping the rain off AND maintaining personal space!
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This cosplay... Right in the childhood feels 28 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I'm 15 and I remember this
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Friendship 19 comments
jade · 8 years ago
I knew that if I just commented the Shrek thing, someone would be up my ass on how I'm apparently against Muslims
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