"I pray to Shrek every night."
(Just want to clarify it has nothing to do with the religions before someone gets butthurt, just wanted to make that joke for a while.)

I vaguely remember this but this cosplay is just perfect

I make racist jokes about myself all the time. I'll be eating crackers in class and say "you are what you eat." Different situation tho

*JUMPS IN CAR*

WHO DID THIS IM CRYING

Wasn't this here last week

Theres this app on your phone. It's not for FaceTime, it's for photos. If you click edit, there's a crop function.

Me as a teacher

Those were the days

As a tall person, I relate to this on a spiritual level.

I've done the same, but in a classroom setting and I didn't break his bones

Maybe they did the symbol of peace on purpose because Trump would cause chaos as president

Do some research, learn some fancy words, then ROAST HER.

I can just imagine Cass standing in the corner confused af

It's official I'm ruled by Jennifer