The Banana Man

jackee500


Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man Report User
She's really slow 5 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Not sure if stupid or clever
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Anyone else think this was the most intense thing ever? 4 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
It still is!
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Just trying to break the unbreakable 5 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
*puts nokia on bridge* *bridge collapses*
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They're good owners 12 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
He's better now actually :)
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Don't Release The Trapped Dragon 5 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
"Oh hey, don't worry, you can trust me. So um can you just release me from this tree please, if you could that'd be great."
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The first time you taste peanut butter 6 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Yay Semoyed
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saw it and liked it. thought to share it with you guys and girls :) 3 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Oh Jesus it's hideous, jar jar binks dogs
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If Cats Said "Hey" Instead Of "Meow" 3 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Hey
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Marge is actually the real mother 7 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
His parents are actually cousins from the same town of Shelbyville.
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That's An Honest Answer 15 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Then its quicker death
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Just throw a couple of thousand more 7 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
You must be really fun at parties
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Rainbow dash cosplay 23 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Please don't kill me when I say : Bronies make me pretty uncomfortable, atleast some of them.
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But it's not illegal... Right ? 15 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
For science...you monster...
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Nibbler 9 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Fuck, I thought you said come nibble my nipples.
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Murica! 24 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Fake. Pistols? Bitch please, make it a rifle. And seriously the bacon is WAAAY underestimated, double it. Also where's the freedom flags everywhere, because we do live in America bro.
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Put him in an a blanket near a freezer, that ought to do the trick 9 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Well I mean according to Ash Ketchum, to be hot and cool at the same time, you gotta be in an electric blanket next to a fridge
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3d Pencil drawing 7 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
I can't tell if they're fucking with us or if this is real anymore ;-;
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Disney movies chronology 39 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
It was the year it was made so I'm guessing they're like ah f*ck it, it happened in 1994
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Arguing with bae 11 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
MyMethLab
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X-ray gif of a human speaking 9 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
COLOSSAL TITAN!
Set weapons to full cuteness 5 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Dogerprise
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Donors 10 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
The Fact that she looks like Rose Tyler makes this even worse
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Too true 6 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Pretty sure his answer would be "No, my name is sadlysackalicious, do you have me confused with another?"
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The Experts 3 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Security? I think you mean Safety
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