Oh my god, I hate when I'm talking about space (my fav subject) and this guy comes over and interrupts me and says "What do you mean Venus is the hottest planet, Mercury is closer to the Sun, that makes it hotter." I explain that the atmosphere makes it hotter. He thinks I'm stupid. I look it up and then he says THEN HE SAYS THE MOST ANNOYING LINE EVER. THIS IS A SCIENTIFICAL WEBSITE AND HE SAYS: You can't believe everything you hear on the internet. God damnit.

What cat? I only see floor.

Why NSFW?

A Cirlce is my favorite Shape

Shit...I live in Long Island...

Who told Rose Tyler to go in that cave..?

I didn't know I needed this gif in my life until now

I don't like to blink so I don't get mauled by weeping angels.

The last one reminded me of: Are you my mummy?

I'm sorry, but this turtle duck is everything but awkward.

That's exactly how I feel. Why do they teach us to be ourselves if they don't want us to be ourselves? It's like they invented a paradox!

I wonder if in the movie they just asked him to describe his son.

I want one with squirtle

Cop #1: Seems we aren't finding everything. Cop #2: You checked every spot?
Cop #1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Cop #2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love your username more than this post, Mr, siroftardis