The Banana Man

jackee500


Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man Report User
I think that Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is irreplaceable 16 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Who's the third Spider-Man?
Best comment I've seen yet about FineBros 44 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
No, they tried to trademark the WORD react (along with the phrase "Try Not to Smile or Laugh and others). This means that any video would be immediately taken down if it had these words in the title.
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i would totally look into her eyes 11 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Log Date 3/79/18 : After much decisive and confusing conversation with the specimen known as "demon_razgriz" I have found out baffling information that he assumes higher priority over a persons personality over their body. I must report this to other scientists and share my research.
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SILENCE YOU PEASANT 2 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
"Stop making words come out of your mouth!" -my 6 year old sister
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i would totally look into her eyes 11 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
But... Boobs...
Log 2/1/16: I must do research on the specimen known as asexuals; it appears they do not find any emotion toward boobs.
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I'm so lonely 8 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Eugh, reminds me of DyE - Fantasy...
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Grand daddy issues 2 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
I think the picture is from the movie "What If" (2013)
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If I posted something about "The Dress" how fast would it get taken down? 1 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
It'd probably just be spammed with comments like: "Don't tell me 'The Dress' is still a thing..." or "NO THE DRESS IS BACK, FUCK."
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This mispelling 6 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
It even labels that they were from babies right on the cup
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Impressive 11 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Oh I thought the 1st was the before pic and I was wondering why there was an ad about the trick that all doctors hate
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Male logic 15 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Plot twist, she actually has a Ferarri
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Things can go from bad to worse rather quickly. 2 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
at least it fixed his tongue
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Do you bleed 8 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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Seriously Debra! 2 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
"Debra get your shit together, this isn't fucking kindergarten."
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I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
That's a bit weird because mine would be "We didn't start the fire in my ass".
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Video game logic applied to pizza 6 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
I didn't know I just ordered a pizza made by EA
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Mooom, noooo! 20 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Here's the urban dictionary entry about it...
bukkake
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly
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Every damn night 4 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Yet when these variables are perfect... It's comfortable as fuck.
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When she's in the mood 7 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
It's confirmed, Captain Jack Harkness will resurrect a year old post to mingle with singles. He truly is the real Jack Harkness.
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Whelp, it's pretty.... 13 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Blue people
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Crazy mario 4 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
The video is "Mario Goes Beserk" on YouTube FYI
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Big ups. 5 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Why is a bike talking to me in a field?
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How to Google 2 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
People are probably gonna say tl;dr for this but I'll be damned if it isn't useful. I'm totally saving this pic for future reference, thanks jik!
Sigh 4 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
And, um, also we're not dogs?
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who is this guy? 11 comments
jackee500 · 8 years ago
Yeah, it's fake. He's only played Hector 3 times out of his 50 or so movies he's been in
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